Roller Disco

When Common Sense eventually prevails, and the EU Parliament Building in Strasbourg is closed down, it would make an excellent 'Roller-Disco' - a super Tourist Attraction for a town which boasts almost no other interesting features at all.

Classic French Pop Tunes like 'Joe La Taxi', and 'Je T'Aime', could be blasted out, and '90's House DJs 'Sash' could do some 'mixes' interspersed with Herman Van Rumpuy speeches as the skaters go round and round, off their heads on disco-pills*. It would certainly make more sense than the purpose is serves now.

*I can just see on the BBC/Guardian websites now: "UKIP Disco-Pills Disgrace!"